The strangest thing happened to me today;
an invisible mailman came my way.
He brought me something that wasn't quite there,
and you see an invisible mailman is quite rare.

So I open this nothing real wide to find even
less when I looked inside. The penmanship was neat
and clean. So clean in fact it couldn't be seen.

The scent was sweet as I recall. So sweet in fact
there was none at all. Maybe next time you'll think
twice and pay attention to this advice.

I sit behind these walls for now; but things could
always change somehow. I could be out there when
things are better and you could be in here expecting
a letter.